We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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