she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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