My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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