their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize