your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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