My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
My dick has a subreddit
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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