is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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