This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I think people are normalizing furries
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