Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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