Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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