What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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