it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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