Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
worst night to have a conscience
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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