Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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