How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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