woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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