If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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