i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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