what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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