Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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