Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I came so hard my ears popped.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Randomize
