real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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