first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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