I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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