The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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