I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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