Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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