I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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