See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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