also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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