sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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