Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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