There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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