Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Panties = found
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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