Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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