Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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