I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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