And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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