Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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