Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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