Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
