so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
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