why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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