what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Your penis caused this!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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