absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Green mimosas i think yes
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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