Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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