who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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