I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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