I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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