I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
The feeling are messing with the penis
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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