i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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