you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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