'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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