so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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