i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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