is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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